Category: Joke Board
Hi.
I am bored so i will try to translate a joke from Greek to English.
I don't know how funny is going to be so let me know.
One day two sparrows were sitting on a big tree and they saw an elephant walking by.
One sparrow said to the other:
I will go and have sex with this elephant.
The other one started laughing and he said how can you do that? The elephant is so big.
But the first sparrow said ok you will see that i can do it. And he went and sat on the elephant's back. But unfortunately exactly at the same time the elephant farted. Because the elephant's fart was so strong all the fethers of the sparrow removed and the sparrow didn't have feathers any more.
The second sparrow started laughing but the first one said.
Why do you laugh? I thought you knew that you have to take your clothes off before sex.
So Nikos, I goes internet surfing thinking I may come upon a neat little come back and well here goes… *kinda cute ~ Kinda Weird
A Story called: HOW TO CATCH A PINK ELEPHANT
Well done Nikos. ha ha ha!
CG, I haven't checked your joke out yet so I can't comment on it, but I'm sure it's funny.
Nikos' joke reminded me of another joke: but, it doesn't deserve its own topic so I'll just slip it in here.
The flee and the elephant
There was once a flee who had a big ego, he thought he could do anything in the world. One day he spied a female elephant relaxing under a coconut tree, and he thought "I'd sure like to have sex with her."
So he laboriously crawls up to the proper spot and begins moving back and forth vigorously. Mind you, the elephant is oblivious to the flee's presence. However, a coconut falls from the tree and strikes her on the head.
The elephant yells "ouch!"
The flee breaks off his activity to say "suffer big mama."
Maybe I should have translated it to Greek and it would be as funny as the first joke here, well, maybe I shouldn't even post this.
Oh well.
Bob
I understand if people don't find it funny. I don't get the most of the jokes posted here because they are in English and sometimes they are playing on words or expressions that i never heard.
So if people feel something simmilar about this joke i wouldn't blaim them. I just wanted to do something different.
Nikos, you did a good job of translating the joke. It wasn't hillarious in my opinion, but it was amusing.
And Bob...well...you are always amusing.